smurfhat 

A very small, often strangely shaped penis

Either it's mighty cold in here, or you're packin smurfhat!

smurfhat by muffmasta April 9, 2007

smurfhater 

Formely of IE and |5150| Fame, An Icon in the Tribes community. He has retired many Tribes players by dominating them in servers. Smurfhater can be found on Tribalwar.

You're good but not as good as smurfhater.

smurfhater by Moker February 22, 2004

Smurf hat 

After you busted your nut and your load didn't shoot so it just sits on your penis tip like a smurf hat

Bro: "dude I just got done jacking off but I only managed a smurf hat"
Bro 2: "dang man. Maybe you should watch some better porn"

Smurf hat by Basicmalewithphone August 21, 2016