planktoning

similar to fishing but even worse. planktoning is the act of trying to hook up with someone in middle school when you are an upperclassman in high school.

claire told me about how one of her friends wants to go planktoning on her little sister

planktoning by ian the d March 17, 2004

planktonic 

Someone who drifts from social group to social group apathetically with no sense of loyalty or identity. Like a social butterfly, but a little more depressing.

Greg went to a house party for 2 hours with the jocks he's sort of friends with and then showed up unannounced at Charlie's house where he played dungeons and dragons with the glee club. Like what even are you doing mate. Planktonic fool

planktonic by Fadiastheonlyone September 6, 2016