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Slucking Funt 

When the word "BITCH!!!!" just wont do, here we have three glorious insults rolled into two, simple to understand, perfectly legal, non-words. They can be used when a THOT wont begone. It is best delivered loudly, and with plenty of Ebonics head-tilt.
"Wha'chew lookin' at, SLUCKING FUNT!!!!"
"I said 'No!', Slucking Funt!!! No sex for you!!!!"
"Slucking Funt!! Dont make me kick yo ass!!!"
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seesaw the funt 

the act of penetrating a wet a pussy, getting your dick wet, putting the d in the v
i seesawed that funt so hard last nite, im bout to seesaw the funta
seesaw the funt by jeff & tommy August 9, 2008
The biggest insult one can receive. A Funts has a small peepee that is not circumcised and has a bald caillou head. They commonly get mistaken for as an egg and act like they get bitches but they only receive love from their dog and mommy.
Ewww damn you bald headed ninny muffin out here being a Funts.
Funts by hunterloveslexitomato November 4, 2018