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Master Roberts 

Gullible, awkward figurehead. Normally seen dodging taxes and the police. Hippest dude on the block. Seargent with the biggest computer. Often falls for simple jokes such as "you dropped your shoelace". Man of few words.
See that man over there? That's a Master Roberts. If you wanna be the coolest dude in school, he's the guy to talk to.
Master Roberts by Randy Beans November 24, 2020
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Robert's Mastery Paradox 

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.