squashed strawberry alley cat 

"Can I get you a drink?" "I'll have a squashed strawberry alleycat." "I'm not sure what that is" 'It's simple, it's 12 fresh strawberries sliced, 3 ounces of dark rum, a splash of creme de..."

a squashed strawberry alley cat is 12 large strawberries, chopped. 3 ounces dark rum, a splash of creme de menthe. 1 ounce of suger. a thimble of grape pucker. a soupcon of cinammon. a touch of rupleminze. a klaxon of pineapple sauce. a grimace of red wine. Garnish with a muskmelon wedge, a hyacynthe petal, a childs laughter, and a tampon.

squashed strawberry alley cat by butterballs January 21, 2009

Cat Supreme strawberry milkshake 

A man penetrating a female cat and the dick is to big for the cat pussy making the cat bleed and than the man cums In the cat making a cat Supreme strawberry milkshake

Ayee you Bryce did you hear what John did 5o his cat last night it was a real cat Supreme strawberry milkshake

Cat Supreme strawberry milkshake by anonymous January 28, 2021

Strawberry Catapult 

When a cow girl whilst on her period jumps off a dudes wang, in such a way that the mixture of semen and menstral fluids are flicked towards the dudes face.

addendum, torturous strawberry catapult, where the above cowgirl carefully climbs off the dudes Wang loaded with semen and menstral fluids , pulls his Wang down, bites on his nut sack, and releases the wangs burden when the dude screams, aiming the burden at the dudes mouth

She strawberry catapulted me, I feel dead inside

Strawberry Catapult by Uncle Bob and Aunty Katie June 14, 2018