Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substance in the body

“You drunk right now?”
“Nah, Im sober as a moose”

Sober as a moose by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

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Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

Sober as a moose by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

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