plastonitis

When someone gets plastic surgery, hates it, then desperately feels they need to get it again.

History Chanel: "the plastonitis resulted in a debilitating relationship with his son:"

Blanket: "dad! You're scaring me!"

Michael: "SHAMOH-nah"

plastonitis by bighammer69 October 9, 2019

platonicism 

The theory or belief in non-physical desire for another person.

What might be your level of platonicism right now?

platonicism by Tim Zappe May 23, 2006

Pasionitis 

When your left testicle is undescended and does not form properly. Stunting sperm production.

Man I've had Pasionitis since i was a kid

Pasionitis by Mayo Clinic November 28, 2011

Platonicism 

The painful place that two "friends" are put into when they both like each other but won't do anything about it. Sometimes called the Double Friendzone.

Uh oh. They're stuck in platonicism

Platonicism by Chains-and-whips-excite-me April 18, 2016