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marshmallow your mum 

A very bad insult originally made up by the online entertainer (not porn) Philip Michael Lester. Is often said with little or no context. Is said to never be looked up on Urban Dictionary.
Dan: "I'll hide the marshmallows down your throat
Phil: "I'll marshmallow your mum"
Dan: "im sure that's a disgusting sex act, right there."
Phil: "don't look that up on Urban Dictionary"

Marshmallow your mum 

what phil is going to do to dan's mum
dan: ill hide em down your throat
phil: ill marshmallow your mum

Marshmallow your mum 

PHILLIP LESTER TOLD YOU NOT TO SEARCH THIS
You shouldn't have searched marshmallow your mum tut tut tut

marshmallow your mum 

don’t worry i didn’t listen either
i’ll marshmallow your mum, dan

i’m sure that’s a disgusting sex act
don’t look that up on urban dictionary