teostra 

Teostra is an elder dragon with some very impressive control over fire, introduced in the monster hunter series. Be very wary of its horns, as it can generate an explosion that can insta-faint your whole team.

Agh fuck tempered teostra got me again- me, whenever I fight tempered teostra

teostra by Some really suicidal person September 22, 2020

Telstra 

Telstra, the fucking shittest internet in fucking Australia.

The sole fucking reason why fucking india has better internet than australia.

A rip off, a reason for the anger issues of many.

A service that will provide technicians which will have solutions to none of the fucking problems you have.

A service that places people on hold for half an hour.

A service that sparsely has customer support that a fucking literate in english.

Person 1 (After waiting 20 minutes for a website to load): "What the fuck is this bullshit, I pay for a fucking premium service to find that shitty Telstra can't provide a fucking basic server to the wider community."

Person 2 (After doing a speed test that reads: Latency 1020 ms, Download Speed .012 mbps.): "Fuck fucking Telstra , I fork over 90 dollars a fucking month for a fucking server that works 2% of the fucking time. To which every fucking reason of their slow internet is "Congestion" or some fucking shit. Then fucking make your shitty server better fucking shit cunt Telstra. Not like your fucking low on money after robbing us stupid customers."

Telstra by IHateTelstra February 5, 2017

Telstra 

Fucking bad cunts that provide absolute dirt tier Internet.

Australia is fucking shit thanks to them

Hey want to watch a youtube video? Oh wait it wont fucking load cause of bad cunt Telstra.

Telstra by Telstra is cancer June 6, 2015

Telstra 

1. Expensive and inoperative, though claiming to be otherwise.

2. Fucked, broken.

3. Inadequacy masked by incompetence.

Don't buy that, maye mate's got one and it's Telstra.

Telstra by Mucus Van Merkin May 11, 2004

Telstra 

1. Fucking Cunts that are gay and suck ass and wont upgrade people to broadband because they are fuckwits

2. providers of internet that is a fucking rip-off

3. providers of internet that is so fucking slow that my gradma could crawl quicker

Internet in Australia is fucking shit because of Telstra

Telstra by Tara McKay December 27, 2006

Telstra 

1. Money-$ucking company who$e only intere$t is profit.
2. Incompetent.
3. Anti-competitive.
4. Alternative word for "shit"
5. Company that will put you through hell before you can get ADSL with any ISP other than theirs.
6. Turned Australia into a broadband backwater.

Steaming pile of shit.

Telstra by MaDcOw May 14, 2004

telstra 

The shittiest telephone company/ISP around.

AAARRRGH!!! Fucking internet fucked up again!!!

telstra by Telstra SUCKS!!! March 23, 2004