dirty mads

The sex act in which two people do all of the following:
• fuck in a library,
• in the biology section,
• on the first/main floor,
• during the main hours of operation,
• get almost fully naked,
• do three or more different positions,
• and videotape it on one of their phones
• for a minimum of five minutes.

My girlfriend and I pulled a dirty mads the other day! I was staring at a copy of a scientific paper on frog mating the entire time, but it was still the most fun sex I’ve ever had.

dirty mads by Mcre May 10, 2020

dirtymarsha 

When you get what you ask for and can't handle it.

I wanted a dirtymarsha from my lady, and she fuckin broke me!

dirtymarsha by cumberlandplateau June 11, 2021

dirtymaddison 

When you ask a homeless man to dip his toes in all the holes on your body. Bonus points if you cradle his balls while he does this.

I totally like the homeless guy at the library give me a dirtymaddison

dirtymaddison by Margretbaler September 10, 2021

DirtyMarsella 

a pronoun
A Narsacisstic woman who will stop at nothing for her own Happiness.
This "Happiness"is unfortunately not ever more than temporary. This leads to self destruction of one's self and all loved ones including but not limited to friends, husband, and even own children. Everything will be eliminated and forgotten with ease by her. Always resulting in an affair. The new man will most likely be of weak mind and large heart.. he will not understand the pain that is to come or the pain he was a part .also see Coward

She cheated on him for a year all while telling him she still loved him what aDirtyMarsella.

DirtyMarsella by StraightFactsDefined April 18, 2020

dirtymadafudi 

Dirty paki bastards

Arjun is a dirtymadafudi

dirtymadafudi by Jtz69 April 9, 2023