shmasty 

To be extremely drunk...Wasted beyond all recognition.In order to be genuinely shmasty one must feel like shit the next morning.

I was so shmasty last night. We need to get shmasty later

shmasty by Tony Rivera April 5, 2008

Shmasty 

Combination of Smooth and Nasty at the same time. Could be good and bad at the same time.
-Farvz and Yubz

Girlll, stop being shmasty!!!

Shmasty by rawbananatiddies June 16, 2020

shmasted 

Drunk; specifically very, very drunk.

I'm f*cking shmasted!

shmasted by Sport 2 Katz November 11, 2006

Shmatty 

Name of a Pornstar with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Cum here shmatty ;)

Shmatty by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

shwasty 

The state or predicament of being thoroughly shit-faced and wasted simultaneously in any given situation.

After a long invigerating evening of alcohol and cannibus consumption Mr. Rogers realized he was quite shwasty indeed.

shwasty by Rickey Bobby August 19, 2006

Shmatty 

The name of a porn star with a massive shlong that is normally 1.5m long and pretty girthy.

Oh Shmatty cum here.

Shmatty by BulkLemon640 May 28, 2019

shwastypants 

The point of intoxication that can only be described by a mangled form of the word wasted concatenated with an article of clothing to further emphasize the original meaning.

Steph decided that Jimmy was shwastypants when he began vomiting profusely in a friend's car on the drive home from the bar.

shwastypants by you would like to know July 18, 2006