Joosteriate 

To aggressively and sometimes sexually baste a turkey.

Hey Lisa, I’m actually going to call you back, I have to joosteriate for thanksgiving right now.

Joosteriate by Ryan Suddenberger May 26, 2020

Jogsterbate 

To Masturbate while Jogging, Usually in small groups or parties to elude the awkwardness of squeezing one off during a jog.

"Hey John, wanna Jogsterbate later after our gym session?"
"Sure Steve, I'd love to Jogsterbate with you anytime!"

Jogsterbate by Seconds_left October 9, 2011