Seasonitis 

A very serious problem affecting young adults and teens when it comes to trying to only watch a few episodes of a tv series. "Just one more" they tell themselves, an obvious lie.

1. -Man, I cannot stop watching Game Of Thrones!

-You have a bad case of Seasonitis!

Seasonitis by mel1234 October 9, 2013

samsonitis

A disease of owning a "Rock" or a Samsung device

People who own rocks have samsonitis.

samsonitis by Samsungsucks69 February 28, 2016

Seasontifical 

a personality that describes someone who changes things according to season

im a seasontifical person because i changed my myspace from thanksgiving like, to christmas like.

Seasontifical by Sarah riley December 9, 2008

Seasoninseasons 

"Sauce with the spice always flexing like Jamaica food curry chicken and rice, so fly all seasons took my jet for no reason niggas sauced like ketchup you better catch up"

Seasoninseasons, your styling all the time for no reason because you got sauce

Seasoninseasons by Seasoninseasons June 2, 2021

seasonings greetings

When holiday meals call for a different kind of seasoning.

I can't believe Thanksgiving is almost here, I need to bust out the cloves and cinnamon and wish everyone Seasonings Greetings!

seasonings greetings by GlazeHer November 23, 2023

Carolina Seasonings

Carolina Seasonings
noun

The catastrophic event that occurs when a man handles spicy food and forgets—then enthusiastically goes to play with his girlfriend, accidentally turning a moment of romance into a five-alarm fire drill.

Named for the way it burns, spreads, and leaves everyone questioning their life choices. Common side effects include yelping, frantic Googling, ice packs, and a permanent ban on “spicy fingers.”

Usage note:
Always preceded by confidence. Always followed by regret. 🔥🌶️

Example:
“He thought washing his hands earlier counted. Congratulations—he just introduced Carolina Seasonings.”

Carolina Seasonings by Let's Sea Um January 25, 2026