Honking goose 

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

Honking goose by checkno mode May 23, 2022

honking goose 

what you call someone when they’re laughing

“shes such a honking goose”

honking goose by honkinggoose April 29, 2020

Honking the one-eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one-eyed goose.

Honking the one-eyed goose by loiterer February 5, 2026

Honking the one eyed goose

Going on Youtube and watching youtube videos about the movie you just watched

After watching an overwrought 1970s movie about Society, you try to figure out what happened by honking the one eyed goose.

Honking the one eyed goose by loiterer February 5, 2026

goose honkin 

when you get or give a blowjob and the man or woman giving it deepthroats and gags and sounds like a goose flying south for the winter

My wifes mom was goose honkin me while my wife's at work, and she has no clue. I never told her about this until now

goose honkin by jarebear69 August 3, 2007