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Having a thick juicy ass that makes the bed soggy during sex.. it’s unbelievably annoying when you’re having sex it gets so hot and sweaty. Your squidward cooch makes it so humid in the bedroom. All of your sex partners leave the room so amazed by how well you can fog up a room .. each and every person you have sex with ends up proposing to you. Which makes it hard on you because they don’t deserve your thick derriere
Wow this fog reminds me on this babe.. dirty Maiah
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Dirty Maia

A bitch afraid of frogs who mistakes salsa for jelly.
Ewww you like salsa on your on&j??
Yeah! It’s called a Dirty Maia!
Dirty Maia by Adrianna1331 April 16, 2020

Dirty Maitha

The act of being dominant over a male and making them call you mommy.
“Yeah she gave me a dirty maitha last night

dirty maisha 

When you’ve eaten a load of spicy asian food and need to get it out your system, but are afraid it’ll hurt like fuck.
“I’m afraid I’ll need to go have a dirty maisha after this curry”
dirty maisha by SSSNNN May 6, 2020