noncing

Used to describe an activity which involves one person looking to have relations (sexual or intimate) with a minor.
Originates from the word nonce meaning pervert

"He was pure noncing over her the other night"

noncing by duff13 May 8, 2008

noncing

What Prince Andrew does on a Friday night

Jeffrey: Hey Andrew, want to go out noncing with me and Ghislaine?
Prince Andrew: Well, I was going to go to Pizza Express in Woking, but sure, why the heck not.

noncing by Fu[n]k My Life November 23, 2019

Reverse Noncing 

When you, as a younger man/woman/whatever, groom an elder gentleman/gentlewoman/gentlewhatever into pursuing yourself despite their moral objections. Hence turning them into a nonce.

Person 1: Did you hear about what happened to Lewis?

Person 2: Ali, through reverse noncing, got him into bed
Person 1: No fucking way, Lewis is like 10 years older than him and not into younger men.

Reverse Noncing by PowerhouseUnicorn October 28, 2019

Softcore noncing 

We're not talking hardcore noncing, where you're literally diddling kids. We're talking softcore noncing, where you're an 18 year old hanging around maccies in your corsa looking for 16 year olds.

Oh Dave? Don't talk to him, he's into softcore noncing

Softcore noncing by BILLY DOMES July 19, 2023

Dry noncing 

A joyless act of noncing performed during a period of sobriety

He was so bored at the party, he ended up dry noncing a boar

Dry noncing by Foinqy January 31, 2024

Nonking 

v; to mess or fool around

Gerald, quit nonking around and get this dang pie in the oven.

Nonking by Skronkhead123 February 20, 2017

Noncington

The area outside of a primary school, usually the gates, where potential peadophiles might lurk.

Theres a couple of peados in noncington today...

Noncington by Ally Steele May 15, 2008