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Where the elusive bob ross retreats to eat small children
Yo if you a kid don't go to Uraguay
Country in South America located in between Argentina and Brazil.
Armando is in love with Giselle, the hot woman from Uruguay who works at the Hooters in Miami.
uruguay by Swiss Formulations April 14, 2005
Uruguay, a small country with a big heart. very laid back. but intelligent at the same time. a country full of surprises, such as punta del este, a place which could give brazil's ipanema beach a run for it's money. nicknamed the hidden jewel of latin america, a penninsula for the elite in which very wealthy, famous and attractive people from around the world flock to in the summer. we are very proud of our country yet we wont put in your face like many others do. we share a cultural, historic and racial ties with argentina, but still have mere discussions about who's better at soccer and who started tango. there's a little mugging problem in montevideo, but otherwise uruguay is one of the safest latin american countries. we won the very first world cup of soccer in history. uruguay shares political views of democracy with the united states. we eat alot of meat, asados parillas etc, we also eat various italian foods and spanish food. we got gauchos.,. if you are looking to kick back and relax from the hustle and bustle of everyday life then uruguay will give you just that.
oh and last but not least- to all those punk ass bitches who pronounce uruguay by saying U R GAY, you will get MURKED! if you say that in front of us!, its pronounced ew-ru-guaiii!!!! oh lol we also drink alot of mate. we dont pronounce our y's.
"URUGUAY"
URUGUAY by anthony ferrari. April 18, 2010
The best people you will ever meet. We are bit pessimistic, but still very friendly like canadians! HAHAHA, we dont live in huts, we live in regular roofed houses, ok? We have an appalling government for real, however we are not like Africans! LOL...Only joking...Come to Uruguay and find out about our culture and people
Person 1: are you Uruguayan?

Person 2: Yeah, I most certainly am.
Uruguayan by Diego González August 11, 2006

Uruguayan Girl 

A very beautiful and friendly girl born in the country of Uruguay. Uruguayan girls are friendly and polite like Canadian girls. Most of them are super beautiful.
I love my crush that’s a Uruguayan girl. She’s so cute and sexy.
The birth place of the FIFA World Cup, first held in 1930 in said country
Man 1: I wanna visit Uruguay?

Man 2: Uruguay? What the fuck is there?

Man 1: The stadium that first held the FIFA World Cup - back in 1930!

Man 2: You sure that stadium is still there?

Man 1: Fuck yeah! They ain't stupid to tear a place that made history down!

Man 2: Alright then! I'm gonna join you there!
Uruguay by footballnotsoccer January 7, 2011