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While driving: constantly changing lanes and passing in between cars, most often at a high speed and in a dangerous manner (e.g. no blinkers). Someone who is weaving basically wants to overtake EVERYONE on the road, both on their lane and others. Almost exclusively met when multiple lanes are going in the same direction, especially on highways.

Etymology: the word comes from the motion of changing lanes from left to right and left again (like in a sine wave flipped on its side), which is similar to the motion when weaving clothes (you pass your thread and needle under another thread, then go up and pass over the next thread, go under the next one, and so on and so forth).
- Whoa whoa whoa man! Cut that out! Why are you weaving?
- I'm dancing in between traffic bro, I'm like a ballerina!
weaving by Photon_Man62 July 29, 2014
Intoxicated so thoroughly that the intoxicee is unable to walk a straight line. Other recreational substances may also be used, but the cheapest way to get "weaving drunk" is on cheap wine, beer, or ale.
Since there is so little to do in Yacolt, WA, Tonya Harding entertains herself by getting totally weaving.
weaving by Dave in the Couve May 12, 2007
A potentially-contact sport involving the expert ability to excuse oneself through a crowd--two people or more--when it is utterly unnecessary to walk through them. Usually leads to mass confusion of the people through whom the weaver is weaving; expect uncalled-for apologies and/or anger. Primarily implemented as a source of entertainment for observers. Also can be applied to generally inserting oneself temporarily into another's space or cramped locations without reason. Men and women who successfully weave should be regarded as maestros of trolling. Overly-ambitious weavers can attempt the slow, backwards double low-deuces pose as they move.
George was weaving through a group of girls in the cafeteria even though there was 10 feet of walking space on either side of them. What a weirdo.

Why is Johnny weaving under the hand-dryers being used in the men's restroom?
Weaving by Keat the Peat August 26, 2013
Intoxicated so thoroughly that the intoxicee is unable to walk a straight line. Other recreational substances may also be used, but the cheapest way to get "weaving drunk" is on cheap wine, beer, or ale.
Since there is so little to do in Yacolt, WA, Tonya Harding entertains herself by getting totally weaving.
weaving by Dave in the Couve December 25, 2008
to use any and all available means to ruin someone's game or experience.
dude 1: dude someone raided xqc's rust base while he was live and he slammed his desk.
dude 2: LOL someone most have been weaving him then.
weaving by redshield5 July 17, 2022
Transdisciplinary weaving encompasses vast domains within a singular methodology. Image making, architecture, technology, language, narrative, sculpture, garment, movement, and time are all integrated at the loom. I imagine this as a radical specificity in which focus offers an expansive vision.
We are weaving ideas based on everyone's different perspectives on the readings because most of us come from diverse backgrounds.
Weaving by moref589 September 29, 2022