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martini glasses 

Used to describe classically shaped and sized women's breasts, that are neither too large nor too small, commonly quantified as 34C. When a classic, conical-shaped martini glass is placed over each, they fit perfectly inside, with no air space underneath, and no excess breast sticking out.
Dude, that bitch's tits are PER-fect!

Word! Martini glasses, them is!
martini glasses by mistahtwist March 26, 2011
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