hairy bat 

A long schlong covered in ingrown hairs.

Person: Hey man how’s your hairy bat?
Person: good a lot of the hairs are falling off!”

hairy bat by Whatchuwantsumdic69 November 16, 2017

Hairy Battle-Axe Wound 

The female's "trap", "snatch", "box", "hole" ect...

My Girlfriend's got one NICE hairy battle-axe wound!

Hairy Battle-Axe Wound by Sir Fluffy the Muffin Baker November 14, 2003

bat my hair

to tease your hair.
another word you would use to say to tease my hair.
you would tease your hair when you want it to seem bigger, like a scene kid.

girl1:"omg you bat your hair?!"
girl 2:"for sure!"
girl 1:"i bat my hair too!!!"
girl 2:"twinssss"

bat my hair by erin:] July 27, 2009

Harry Batten 

Harry’s loves a good sesh, but the one thing he loves more than a general sesh…. Is a sesh that lasts for days and days😏
Harry will teach you lessons that no one else can. He’s always there for you when you need him and he’ll forever have your back…. Even if you piss him off. You can’t count on Harry Batten

You know that sesh head, Harry Batten? Yeh he’s actually so sweet and always does his best for you.

Harry Batten by Sesh ‘Ed Luke November 23, 2021

Cut the bats hair 

Having a good night out and waking up with a hangover. Phrase coined by Matt Helders and Alex Turner of the Arctic Monkeys.

"What happened last night?"
"Think we cut the bats hair a bit short last night"

Cut the bats hair by Sheffield lad March 28, 2015