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bod mobile 

also known as GAY mobile, or the gay wagon, or homoweelz.
Budhdev: Lets get in the bodmobile and bop down to WHSmithies, wot wot, toodle pip, say no old chappy?
Ashish: OOOOWWWWW! That hurt. You're such a bitch. Cum on Anand, lets blaps him.
Anand: Please no violence. I may faint.
Mehtan: Come on guys. Its not like theres orange peel being thrown about. Anyway, I have to go now and finish... no abandon, my essay.
bod mobile by Yue Yang November 7, 2003
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bod mobile 

A VW Camper Van, used by the "bod squad" to perpetrate crimes against humanity; amongst the worst is the preaching of Bodism, a religion in which prohets include Letts and Philip-Allan. The engine of the Bod mobile has had its parts colour coded with WHSmith sticky tags for convenience, and on the inside is stuck a picture of their mysterious god, known as Wil'mot.
RUN! Its the Bod Mobile!
bod mobile by The Anti-Bod October 17, 2003

BOFmobile 

A BOFmobile is a large 4x4 vehicle. It could be a Range Rover or a Freelander; normally with immaculate black or tan leather interiors.

Commonly spotted where there's no need whatsoever for 4 wheel drive capabilities, BOFmobiles are driven by exceedingly boring men. These men are usually between 40 and 50, have receding (normally greying blond) hair, listen to Rachmaninov and have a penchant for bacon sandwiches. They normally work in the media.

BOFmobiles are frequently dark in colour with blindingly shiny chrome decals. They are often spotted with their fog lights blazing on the clearest of days.

Glove box will contain: £500 in cash for on-the spot fines, an A-Z of the driver's home county, hangover mints, a garish tie, expensive aftershave and a script of some sort.

There will be a linen jacket hanging over the back seat and a pair of Chelsea Boots behind the passenger seat.

Beware the BOFmobiles.
"Did you see that BOFmobile?!"

"Yes. He rammed into me at the traffic lights last week and tried to palm me off with a bacon sandwich."
BOFmobile by Dewin April 6, 2012

bobmobile 

Man 1: Dude, have you watched Stranger Things?
Man 2: Yeah, I love the Bobmobile!
Man 1: ....You need help.
bobmobile by AikoChan June 23, 2022