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Louisa County 

Louisa County is a large small town county in central Virginia. It's full of some pretty great people along with some shit. People grow up their whole life complaining that they can't wait to leave, but then they usually drop out of have babies and decide that they can't leave their "home". Pretty much all there is to do is hang out in Food Lion parking lot, get yelled at by the town cops, and move to McDonalds parking lot. Other thant that you have a wide variety of drinking and drugs on the weekends. There are a vast amount of parents that let their children to whatever drugs they desire and bring their child's friends down with them.
Random person:"Hey, man. Where you from?"
Louisian:"Louisa County, Virginia"
Random person:"Where's that?"
Louisian:"If you ever get lost, you've found it. It's pretty central to everything, yet no one knows where it is."
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Louisa County 

A medium sized county in central Virginia. The only thing Louisa has going for them is their high school football team. Louisa has the variety of the rednecks and the people that aren’t rednecks. Most people spend their time hunting and going to sheetz. Louisa is the type of place everyone wants to leave but never get the chance to.
Have you ever been to Louisa County?
No, where is that?
Louisa County by frownytoast January 29, 2020

louisa county high school 

A magical Place full of STDs and pregnant 16 year olds as well as edgy emo kids who think they're cool and the freshmen are the absolutely worst out of all schools here don't pick a fight with any senior they see because they think they're big and bad
Have you heard of Louisa County High School

STD land? Yep

North St Louis County

The area bordering some of the north part of St Louis City County (City Districts 5 and 6) within the jurisdiction and geography of St Louis County, Missouri. This includes Ferguson, Florissant, Bridgeton, Berkeley, Bellefontaine Neighbors, Riverview, Glasgow Village, Spanish Lake, Dellwood, Pine Lawn, Moline Acres, Castle Point, Normandy, etc. North St Louis County has some interesting history from radioactive waste being dumped at multiple sites to the stories of long term local families. Most of the municipalities in North St. louis county report crime rates both non violent and property that are higher than state averages for Missouri. This area is also heavily associated with black populations within the Metro area; however some areas like Bridgeton have maintained solid levels of black and white people for a decent amount of time with Census data without sharp declines of white populations like those noted in Normandy, Riverview, Glasgow, etc. The quality of public education is varied. Many landlords from out of state and sometimes out of country also mass-purchase properties in these communities without giving a damn about being responsible, and the properties get overtaken with crackheads and others who will become a neighborhood nuisance. There are many people who just can’t afford to move somewhere else but they are good people. Some parts of North County are also nice, and there are houses and neighborhoods that are safer within it.
Ex 1:

John: I honked at a Kia Optima that cut me off on Halls Ferry just to get flourished by a fourteen year old in a ski mask driving into work. He popped off a shot during my ride as I got onto 367 from Chambers.

Jermaine: John, you’re not in Chesterfield. This is North St Louis County. I told you to get the company life insurance not use it your first real day.

Ex 2:
Martina: Did you know there’s actually a decent little farmer’s market in Spanish Lake that sells raw honey made on site?
Derrick: I didn’t know we had stuff like that in North St Louis County!
Ex 3
Devin: I am a veteran who worked at Boeing in Berkeley for years until I developed a rare blood disorder that shortens my life expectancy to fifty from chemical exposure they did not disclose.
Ed: Leave it to a cooperation in North (St Louis) County to treat people like garbage and like your life doesn’t matter. Sorry, man.