Ball Vents 

The holes that occur in your underwear, naturally, over time allowing your balls to get proper air circulation

The lack of ball vents is often the single.biggest contributing factor to someone unexpectantly and inappropriately whipping out their nuts.

My new underwear have no ball vents so my nuts feel like they are on fire.

Ball Vents by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020

Ball Sack Vent 

Having no other choice or option, your nut sack finally takes emergency action by covertly shredding the fabric of your jeans for a breath of fresh air. Ball Sack Vent is the ultimate conversation starter.

Jane : Is that a rip in your jeans?
Joe Blow: Yes. Needed to vent.
Jane: oooo kaaaaaaaay???? You needed to vent so you ripped your jeans?
Joe Blow: Something like that.
Jane: Interesting.
Joe Blow: You're suffocating me.
Jane: What? Where are you going with this?
Joe Blow: Just saying out loud what my Ball Sack has been telling me for some time.

Jane: I don't get it. Am I supposed to get it? You're talking about what your ball sack said to you?
Joe Blow: I could tell you more. It's a long story.
Jane: Why start it if you're not going to finish?
Joe Blow: You really want to hear a story about my ball sack vent?

Jane: Why not?
Joe Blow: Hate to spoil the ending for you but it ends up with you seeing what's on the other side of the vent.

Jane: I've heard many theories and long stories with short endings. I'm all ears as long as I don't need a telescope.
Joe Blow: This one is about the Big Bang.
Jane: I love astrology. Shoot.

Ball Sack Vent by roeaide January 2, 2013