Rub The Wrong Way 

To annoy or irritate somebody. The saying refers to rubbing an animal/cats fur the wrong way, but means to piss somebody off.

1. I have to say, that president Dubya really rubs me the wrong way!
2. Those teenybopper Stinkin Park fans always rub me the wrong way
3. Sometimes I rub people the wrong way

Rub The Wrong Way by Nigel Tufnel February 3, 2005

Rub one out, the wrong way 

1 - To masterbate in the incorrect fashion

2 - To take ages when messing with yourself.

Petters : ' Alright wankerthon!!!'

Griffo : ' why do you call him wankerthon?'

Petters:' Cause he got taught to rub one out, the wrong way and he was at it for 2 hours '

Rub one out, the wrong way by Timmy Gripshift August 14, 2010