14 September 

The most funniest and pengest people are born on this day. They are better than the other dates

Osama Bin Laden - Oh look the bomb was born on the 14 September so it's better than us

14 September by Mr Jarjis November 28, 2020

14 september 

14 september is the only day of the year where men with big dicks get born (20+cm) It is also the day of the penis.

Oh my have you seen his cock? He must be born on September 14!

Hell yee thats a big cock, 14 september? am i right?

14 september by HellyeVictor December 2, 2019

14 september 

BEST PERSONS BIRTHDAY IN THE WORLD NO CAP. IF U KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, PRAISE THEM, KISS THEM, MARRY THEM. THEY ARE A LITERAL GODESS/GOD. WORSHIP THEM LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT. THEY ARE BEAUTY THEY ARE GRACE. IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE BORN ON THIS DAY, NEVER BETRAY THEM OR LEAVE THEM, U WILL NEVER MEET SOMEONE BETTER.

Person 1 - oh shit, they must be born on the 14 September, they fine as fuckkk. Im gonna marry them one day.
Person 2 - HELLL NAH, not if i get to marry them first, they are the light of my life.

14 september by PICKLEDFUDS BEST FRIEND September 20, 2022

September 14

Fucking best birthday day! If you were born on this day you better fucking smile right now because your fucking perfect and you should be proud

Ayyyy were you born on September 14, oh well then your a fucking prince/ princess

September 14 by UDIAFL October 28, 2019

September 14

Punch anyone named Chloe day

Sage-it’s September 14
Chloe-o shit

Sage-*uppercuts Chloe*

September 14 by Jedimaster69 November 4, 2019

september 14

if you were born this day you’re probably a bad bish who is lowkey depressed and cries alone in their room. but hey you were probably conceived on christmas so that’s cool.

dude my birthday is september 14

september 14 by HeyIThinkYoureCute:) April 12, 2020

September 14

People born on this day will be thicc. They shall be the thiccest of the thiccests. They will be so thicc that they fill up an entire room with their thiccness

Dude 1: hey wasn’t u born on September 14
Dude 2: yeah why
Dude 1: dats when thiccies are born
Dude 2: *inflates* uh oh

September 14 by PotatoesFallFromTheSky November 4, 2019