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black smile 

a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity. it is a crossover between 'are you serious?!' and 'ill end you'
he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.
black smile by patcat November 5, 2019

Black Betty's smile 

A wonderful, magical blend of Jack Daniels and Coca-Cola combined (and concealed) within a container that is specifically designated to hold soda, so as to prevent anyone other than the imbiber from knowing what exactly is being consumed.

Often used at an individual's place of employment when he/she needs that unique and special pick-me-up.
Damn, bro...this will be my eighth day in a row working without a day off at this God-forsaken place -- I don't know if I'm gonna make it. I could use some Black Betty's smile.

No worries, bro! I'll brew you up a smile when I run to the gas station right now!

...marry me?

Back hand smile 

A Back handed smile is when somebody smiles without actually showing their teeth or fully grinning. People typically use it when they're too ashamed or self conscious to smile. It is typically used by actor Wyatt Oleff during photos with fans or just in general. It looks incredibly forced and awkward. Its practically smiling yet frowning at the same time.
"Hey dude! Don't back hand smile and just smile normally!"
"But I don't want too!

blacksimile 

A person of color who is interchangeable with another person of color. It was coined by comedian Adam Carolla on his podcast "The Adam Carolla Show" on 9/11/12.
Person A: Oh no, I heard Michael Clarke Duncan kicked the bucket. I wonder who they'll get to play Kingpin in "Daredevil 2."
Person B: Well, let's see. Ving Rhames, Terry Crews, hell, even Jim Brown. All good blacksimiles.
blacksimile by griffin_t_a September 17, 2012

The snack that smiles back 

The snack that smiles back- children
Sam: hey look at that kid over there

Psychopath: oooo the snack that smiles back

The Sack That Smiles Back 

When the folds (Wrinkles) in a scrotum resembles that of a smiling face. Eyes and Mouth are required, nose is preferred, but not required. THE SACK MUST BE HAPPY!!! Must be declared by a spectator, not the one whom the sack belongs to!

If the "FACE" is hairy, 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back' may be decalred!
Donny: Dude, George, I think I got The Sack That Smiles Back, but I'm not sure... Help me out

George: O, definitely dude!! I can feel the happy vibes going on around your nutsack. That even may be a 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back!'

Donny: GET THE CAMERA MAN!!