Warm Squishy Share definition Flag When a girl is horny, she gets a Warm Squishy, similar to the male's boner. puffy jody Girl: "When you showed me your wiener, I got all wet and i got a warm squishy." Warm Squishy by Captain Lavendar September 7, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the Warm Squishy mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch