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Allen Highschool 

School filled with suburb thots who think getting a used jeep is the worst thing in the world, AP kids complaining about a 4.1 gpa, and hallways filled with drug dogs and bitch ass teachers. 20 Percent of the freshman class last half a semester before they switch to private school.
You go allen highschool? Fuck off you pot headed shitbag
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Allen highschool 

Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but five time state champions. Spent 60 million dollars on a football stadium but foundation cracked within the the first couple games. A little bit better than lowery freshman center.
Barry: Do you go to allen highschool

Kate: yeah we winnin state next year

Barry: whoop de do you’ve won it five times

allen high school 

A big school full of rich bitches with fake friends.
Me: I go to the worst school ever.

Stranger: oh, you must go to Allen High School!
allen high school by HonestlyTho December 17, 2013

Allen High School 

“yeah, i go to a horrible school lol”

“ahh...Allen High School

Allen Park High School 

A high school full of kids who think they are better than everyone else. Some kids from APHS are good people, but others are players and jerks. There are a lot of good looking guys there, unlike any other high school around.
Jenny: That baseball boy is hawt.
Kara: Yeah, I heard he goes to Allen Park High School.