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McDonald’s Hot Coffee 

180 degree coffee that caused third degree burns on an old woman in the passenger seat of a stationary car.
She only asked McDonald’s to pay for her hospital bills, but when they only offered $500 she had no choice but to sue. Big corporations are the reason why you think that she was abusing the legal system to get a quick buck. Don’t be fooled, McDonald’s Hot Coffee is hot.
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That's an awfully hot coffee pot 

Meaning the hot coffee pot is ironic apparently 😐
Eminem: That's an awfully hot coffee pot 😐

someone: wow that is a awfully hot coffee pot

Hot coffee stick 

When you first wake up make a cup of coffee for your girlfriend have her take a long drink then stick your duck in her mouth
Hot coffee stick by Terror 007 June 18, 2023

Hot Steaming Cup of Hot Coffee 

A Hot Steaming Cup Of Hot Coffee is the best type of coffee you can ever get
Starbucks: hi what would you like
Jason: i want a Hot Steaming Cup Of Hot Coffee

The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down 

The act of pouring hot steamy coffee on one's own dick, then having a female immediately eat a peppermint patty and then begin to give you a blowjob.
Bro 1: "Yo, bro beans, did she give you The Hot Steamy Coffee Cool Down last night?"

Bro 2: "Yeah dude! At first it hurt like shit, and then you're like oh shit, my dick is in peppermint heaven!"

Bro 1: "AW that's sick man! I for sure need to try that sometime!"

Coffees’ hot

What one officer said to another in a video recording submitted in connection to the defamation trial of Johnny Depp vs. Amber Heard.

The man testifying and recounting events that transpired during said video fell asleep and they had to replay the video four times to make sure he was paying attention.
“Coffees’ hot, it’s burning up”.
Coffees’ hot by Makōuh April 27, 2022