krahkers 

A game which is played with many males involving a competition to see who ejaculates the quickest, the slowest one must eat the cracker with the sperm on it as the topping.

Leslie enjoys playing the game of krahkers.

krahkers by qkmsk May 9, 2003

Krakers 

Huge, monstrous sea-dwelling Christmas crackers. Tend to explode at random points, showering you with cheap paper hats, cheesy jokes and neon coloured plastic novelty toys. Extremely dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.

The Krakers smashed the boat to smithereens, destroying all life within.

Krakers by Freakything May 12, 2007