Stuart Little 

Infamous War Criminal. Amassed an army of hundreds of child soldiers during the late '60s and occupied southern Nigeria for several years. Ended apartheid. Creator of noodletools.

Person One: "Did you hear about the genocide in rawanda"
Person Two: "Ah fuck Stuart Little's at it again"

Stuart Little by Stuart Little Facts January 31, 2019

Stuart Little 

Scum of the earth
Tax evading mouse that must be destroyed.

I hate Stuart Little and I want to murder that piece of shit mouse.

Stuart Little by dumbmemesdotcom June 24, 2018

Stuart Little 

Stuart Little is a unlicensed rodent who illegally drives a pitiful red car. He is wanted in seven states for vehicular manslaughter. He killed my wife. I want my revenge, I will kill that stupid ugly little puny bitch with my bare hands.

Stuart Little murdered my wife.

Stuart Little by Bitchsexpoopfard July 29, 2020

Stuart little 

The sexual act in which u shove a rodent up someone’s anal cavity

“We tried doing the Stuart little last night”

Stuart little by George littlle May 31, 2019

Stuart Little 

A phrase used to alert your friends that a person of authority is near by.

BRO 1: YO MAN I JUST PIPED THAT BABE FROM FIRST PERIOD LAST NIGHT
BRO 2: STUART LITTLE!
BRO 1 AND 2: *silence*

Stuart Little by SweatyHaney September 17, 2021

stuart little 

In a sexual engagement among homosexual males, a gerbil is thrusted into the anus of another man. When the gerbil is birthed from the man's anus with the help of some light source, the gerbil then scratches the face of the other man.

"What the hell happened to your face there guy?"
"I got a Stuart Little last night."
"Oh, I see."

stuart little by mattjoshshanelucasdevendavidjj November 26, 2007

stuart little 

literally god, i made a religion about this fine specimen.

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, I have made a religion worshiping the one true god! Stuart little, join now and you will reach enlightenment

stuart little by the one true savior April 3, 2021