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Store Sock 

The dirty, discusting, ugly sock that shoe shops give to you when you try on a shoe. Often have a foul oder and have multiple holes.
Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Sure. Heres the store sock."

Buyer: "Can I please try on these shoes?"
Assistant: "Heres the store sock!"
*pulls out brown, knee high sock with a hole in the toe*
Buyer: "I'm goods."
Store Sock by p33pz d3z d@yz August 29, 2011
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Element Sock Story 

An Element Sock Story serves no purpose and doesn't provide any valuable information to the listener. Usually about one sentence long, it often results in the teller of the story receiving a punch to the head.
An Element Sock Story would be: "Shez has Element socks, and he was like: aw, I have Element socks."
Element Sock Story by anus3 December 14, 2009

Sock Story 

A pointless story told. NO punch line, and an awkward silence always follows, not always about socks.
1."Today i walked my dog and saw a bird.
IT WAS BLUE!"

"um..sock story"

2. "I have a sock story for you: Today i thought it was going to rain, so i fed my rabbit."
Sock Story by Uknown, Unknown June 14, 2010