Shaftbeater

Someone who wants to beat you up but instead of threatening to punch you they threaten to jack your dick because they are foreign and english is their second language.

Hey Mikhail, you want to fight?

Mikhail- I WILL BEAT YOUR SHAFT!

Mikhail is a shaftbeater

Shaftbeater by Maty D April 14, 2014

shitbeater

this happens when a man shits in his hand and then masturbaiting making the shit act as a lubricant.

“i just got to know he is a shitbeater.”

shitbeater by dipshitter January 3, 2026