Kalender 

This term is commonly used for transactions of kale salads. The first ever recorded kale dealer is the manager of Telemechos Village Hotel in Dassia, Greece.

- "Hey man I could really use a Kale Salad right now..."
- "Yooo, Telemachos is a kalender! He can totally hook you up with that!"

Kalender by KingofDefinitions June 11, 2019

Kalender 

a collection of dates in a choreographed geographical order on a page, except with a K rather then a C.

What is the date today? "I don't know, check the Kalender"

Kalender by zozann January 8, 2012

Kalinderik 

Incredibly, insanely and super perfectly in love! More than perfect; made for eachother; soulmates; no other love like it; unconditional beautiful true real love!

M.D.G. & K.M.M. 6025! Those guys are super kalinderik!

Kalinderik by MDG & KMM September 24, 2006

kajenderblahblahja 

A word that ridicules ridiculously hard to say last names. Usually used instead of the last name because you can't pronounce it.

Guy 1: Is there a person going by the name of Genish ... Ka? How the fuck do you say this.

Guy 2: My name is Genish Kajenderahrahja

Guy 1: Yeah Kajenderblahblahja, you're next.

kajenderblahblahja by 54ty89wtf May 27, 2010

kalenedrael

a medicinal compond used for foot fungus

hey honey. you know where the kalenedrael is?

kalenedrael by reverendm August 23, 2005