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Fortnite bod 

The newfound higher body fat content of a child that tries to make a career out of a battle royale game, leading to a dramatic increase in sedentary behavior and Mountain Dew consumption.
Friend: Yo wtf happened to your little brother? He eat a Oreo factory?
Me: Nah, he just played squads all summer. He’s pretty decent at it now, and he got that Fortnite bod to match.
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fortnitegodpro by anonymous May 25, 2021