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A glitter fart 

Do u ever just have one of those days where your naked and u end up sitting on a pile of glitter and some gets sucked in your butt and u forget and then suddenly ur there and ur dogs licking marmalade of ur gooch and u fart glitter in its face and u think where the fuck did that glitter fart come from
Mike: why the fuck does ur dog have glitter in its nose
Trevor: I had a glitter fart again and the dog was hittin a soft spot
Mike wtf

Doing a Glitter 

When you have done something really bad which you hope no one ever finds out about, but you inexplicably and unintentionally hand the evidence to the police/the boss/you wife and suffer the consequences.
Doing a Glitter refers to Garry Glitter, aging UK glam rock star, who handed his PC into the repair shop as it had crashed, but he forgot it contained hundreds of pictures of child pR0n. They called the Cops. He was soon convicted as a sex offender and jailed.

Not to be confused with "Up the Glitter" which is what he was supposed to have asked the underaged girl in Vietnam, which was where he ended up after leaving the UK. Again he was convicted and jailed.
Doing a Glitter by BrettS2 October 13, 2008

does gary glitter have a pc? 

A phrase used to sarcastically imply 'yes' in response to a question.
Question : "Gemma, does my premature ejaculation problem mean our relationship is over?"

Answer : "Does Gary Glitter have a pc?"

roll a dildo in glitter

A metaphor for spending a lot of time making something that in the end is useless.
"You could spend months meticulously constructing a clipper ship piece by piece in a glass bottle. Or, you could do the Republican method and just roll a dildo in glitter."

jogging behind a gritter 

A phrase used to describe a person who owns an unfortunate face, i.e pizzaface
Oh god, she looks like she has been jogging behind a gritter!

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~` 

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`
`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`