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Apex girl 

An apex girl is the one that got away, the one you should have stayed with, and the one you will never get over. Everyone after her is just you settling for less. Often the apex girl is from highschool.
Bro: hey man how's it going?
Sad bro: not good dude, you know my highschool girlfriend? The apex girl? No one has measured up since.
Bro: ah that sucks man, maybe you should have respected her parents more.
Sad bro:*is sad*
Apex girl by Sgt.Tacticool March 7, 2019
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apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents 

a antonym for the fortnite balls song, kills anybody who is sussy
mohammedontavious: fortnite balls im ga-. chingchongman: apex ass ur les u hate girls u release normal parents. mohammedontavious: *dies of death cutely*