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Poo Tongue Lizard

When performing oral sex on the anus and become surprised by the excrement on your tongue resulting in a similar appearance to the Australian Blue Tongue Lizard.
Aussie cunt #1: “Ahh mate had a shocker last night ya”

Aussie cunt #2: “Shit, what happened mate?

Aussie cunt #1: “So last night me and me misses tried eating ass and I turned into a Poo Tongue lizard”

Aussie cunt #2: “Haha.. well that’s shitty”

Aussie cunt #1: “Fuck off cunt

poo poo tongue 

Andrew: hey Matthew, how was that burnt lasagna?
Matthew: it tastes like poo poo tongue.
poo poo tongue by blkwido March 11, 2016

poontongue 

I made your sister giggle when I licked her poontongue.
poontongue by mya cunthertz October 5, 2007