Skip to main content

Stallophobic 

One who is afraid or too embaressed to take a dump in a public stall, even though it is urgent.
Brittany and Fred are at a bar.

Brittany: I have to take a crap, those tacos are killing me!
Fred: Then use the bathroom!
Brittany: I can't, someone might see me shitting! I guess I'll have to wait until I get home to my private, clean bathroom.
Fred: Geez, your a Stallophobic!
Stallophobic by thisbecrazy March 28, 2010
Stallophobic mug front
Get the Stallophobic mug.
See more merch

Shaltophobic 

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.
"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."
Shaltophobic by Siah McGee May 19, 2009
Related Words

Stallophobia 

The fear of someone kicking the door in on you while you’re taking a shit and beating your ass while you are defenseless
Stallophobia is a real fear
Stallophobia by Kamikazexv December 6, 2019