Pretzel Bitch Share definition Flag Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it. Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party. Pretzel Bitch by Thegreatwallofchena December 18, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Pretzel Bitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch