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Rylan ashburner

Rylan ashburner is a big time faggot from Swinton who thinks he’s the next Richie McCaw in rugby. He’s a lanky prick who plays rugby for folly lane. Don’t mess with him or he’ll use his rugby strength to bear hug you. He is also hated for his shitty accent and his far back hair line. He is also a big geek.
Rylan ashburner by MCFREDDO0162 February 21, 2019

assburners disease 

The result or aftermath of when you have eaten too many spicy items.
I ate too many jalapenos and now I have assburners disease.