fezkat 

A man who thinks he can out drink anyone but ends up passing out like a cat.

Oh man Kristians being a fezkat and it’s only 10pm

fezkat by Tangarine February 26, 2019

Feckatious

The act of saying facetious while actually being facetious

Individual 1: I apologize, I was being Feckatious
Individual 2: I think you mean you were being facetious
Individual 1: *Gesturing towards a mounted graduate certificate in English Literature* I apologize, I continued to be feckatious, and by that, what I mean to say is feck you

Feckatious by Shafty McNuggits March 17, 2015