Fuckhawk Share definition Flag Any person who waits until a close friend is after a potential hookup, and swoops in like a hawk and pilfers the pussy. Joe liked Lauren. Greg fucked Lauren. Joe said, "Greg you're such a fuckhawk!" Fuckhawk by maneaterjoe May 14, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Fuckhawk mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch