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A really good friend with an enormous DIck and even bigger wIll tO LivE, his sense of humor is great but his dirty mind even greater.
Oh look at this dude, his pee pee is so big, hes such a Matej
Matej by Giacomelli June 13, 2019
A foreigner in all countries, besides his own. Has a delicious accent. Obsessed with the color green and Star Wars. Ginormous nerd. Abnormally smart and ridiculously good looking.
Hey, what are you doing?
Talking like a Matej with a completely sexy accent you're jealous of
Matej by Wilma Abraham January 7, 2012
The coolest and funnies person you will meet. Also his pee pee is huge. entrepreneur
Matej: *alive*
Girls: Running to kiss and date Matej.
Matej by xX_FatCat_Xx February 28, 2022
A Slavic god with a huge cock.
Matej is a fucking GOD.
I would love to have sex with Matej.
Matej by HughJass_420_6969 November 22, 2021
A guy who is very sassy and tries to be the funniest kid, he try’s so hard to make people laugh but always swears. He sucks up to teachers making him self look good. He gets many girlfriends and breaks up with them and gets one the second they break up. He is short and may come from some where like Europe . He has many cousins and they usually know who you are. You can’t take him anywhere in public without him getting in a fight, you become his bestie and then he does something wrong and tries to make you apologise at the end. He is a very funny kid though and everyone loves him at the end of the day.
Matej by poopppppppppppppp May 2, 2018
Means daughter and Portugease.
My matej told me she skipped class I'm so proud
Matej by variari October 9, 2019