lucifer's lettuce 

a comical term for marijuana

bible thumpin dad: (smells weed from outside of sons locked door then knocks)
"johnny are you smoking that marijuana again?!"

johnny: "yes ho now fuck off."

bible thumpin dad: "sweet jesus THATS LUCIFER'S LETTUCE!!!"

johnny: "meh."
(coughs)

lucifer's lettuce by big baby jesus. September 22, 2007

Lucifer's Lettuce 

Marijuana, bud, weed, smoke, ganja, 420, tree, green, herb, pot, dope, reefer, chronic, dro, kush, African broccoli, Bobby Brown, cabbage, cheeba, Detroit, diesel, doobie, fire, Grandpa's medicine, gwaai, hash, killer, jazz cabbage, jazz cigarettes, loud, mary jane, mota(spanish), party parsley, nugs, pack, scooby doodle, smoke, skank, skunk, wizard, wacky tobaccy, morning meds, etc.

"I caught little Johnny smoking Lucifer's Lettuce with that slut Tammy behind the bleachers."

Lucifer's Lettuce by Beaver Teaser January 13, 2019

Lucifer's Lettuce 

Slang for : Marijuana

Did you smoke the lucifer's lettuce?

How much is an ounce of the lucifer's lettuce?

Lucifer's Lettuce by Paintedqueen August 29, 2018

lucifers' lettuce 

marijuana, weed, grass, pot.

man, i cant find my stash of lucifers' lettuce.

lucifers' lettuce by j. hickey September 7, 2007

lucifers lettuce 

Aka. Marijuanna, also add crazy crutons, aka.hash, and if needed add risky ranch, aka. Hash oil

Lucifers lettuce + crazy crutons + risky ranch = the dankest salad known to man Man!!! Itll melt you to the couch man

lucifers lettuce by superstoner20000 February 29, 2012