Whitney's Miltank

Literally PokéSatan. Giratina move aside bro like damn. This Miltank... with its... ATTRACT and MILK DRINK Combo, like bro is more scary than Cynthia. damn. Like this is the OG sweeper. This damn miltank. I swear, this thing--- THIS thing is more trauma inducing than Cynthia. Change my mind. You can't. This dumb stupid ahh miltank, I hate it. Literally the worst thing ever.

And dont get me started on Rollout, like bro. that thing KO's faster than my grades fall. like i send out one mon and like instantly bros out in two fucking turns. TWO TURNS. and its like bro unless you traded ur fucking soul (for you critics, IK its drowzee) for that damned machop in the dept store, ur cooked faster than a thanksgiving turkey.

Like bro what do you mean i FINALLY get it to low HP and bros like "Lol actually," and uses milk drank and freaking heals like what 50% HP? Hello!? And like "Oh i can hit it and it'll faint" and bros like erm actually it says "Quilava was immobilized by love", and then bro knocks out Quilava with rollout. Like my god u all out here calling Cynthia bad? No. This—this disgrace, behemoth, disgusting creature is the true final boss of pokemon.

"Bro have u beat goldenrod ?"
"No Whitney's Miltank made me throw my goddamned cartridge out the window."

Whitney's Miltank by Giratinaisprettyepic December 24, 2025

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Whitney Spears

A middle aged to older woman, dressing up to look like and/or acting like she is half her age.

Appearing to be virginal, when shes a second hand dartboard

This is usually to try to pull younger men, or deny the fact she is getting old.

"Whitney spears alert at 2'o Clock!"
"Check out the whitney spears! She has to be wearing her daughters clothes!"

Whitney Spears by jayjayuk October 19, 2009

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Whitney high school

This school is a fuckin shithole with half the students being the fakest people you’ll ever meet and the other half being kids who think they are thugs. On your first day you’ll be asked 9 times if you have a vape. Avoid the kids here like the fucking plague. Toxic.

Ex: My son came home from his first day at Whitney high school and he had a vape and begged me to take him to the true religion store for some jeans

Whitney high school by Neakslover September 12, 2019

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Whitney Young High School

1. the place where all of the lames and monkey's chill
2. the best dang high school in the country
3. where people have sex in the bathrooms
4. where a gay guy can be a gay guy
5. the high school where Jim goes to!

Have you been to Whitney Young High School? It's so cool but its some problems too! Did you here about that chick sleeping with the teacher?

Whitney Young High School by T.E.T.N. May 17, 2006