Millijoint

A generally useless person.

100 milljoints equals one joint.

Alternate spelling: millijoit

"What a millijoint that guy is. He can't even spell cat."

Millijoint by millijoit October 16, 2018

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you are the millionth visitor

A load of bullshit displayed at the top of some websites in a GIF image or Flash format. They usually contain adware.

Mike: I clicked on the window that said "you are the millionth visitor", and now my computer's slow.

Chester: Retard >_>

you are the millionth visitor by EatMyFanfiction September 7, 2011

Me Millionth Dollar

Verb
The act of rubbing a towel against your thighs and your balls after a shower

"I had some water on my thighs I couldn't normally get off, so I had to preform Me Millionth Dollar."

Me Millionth Dollar by Italiansodagamer November 29, 2021

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one millionth base

To have the most kinky sex of your life. So much choking, S&M, buttsex, fetishes, crazy outfits, and insanity that you'll both (or all 3) barely escape with your lives. This entire time though, you'll be maintaining eye contact with the other person(s) and balling your eyes out because you know that what you're doing will never ever compare with 60th base.

Shirley- So i just got out of the hospital.. attempted one millionth base a few weeks ago.
Bobby Sue- Yeah right, your name is way too wholesome for that.
Kyle- Yeah, you're lying. No way you're even been to 38th base let alone one millionth.

one millionth base by toasty-t-dawg March 18, 2011