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Tuck and Cuck

The act of a man tucking his penis behind his legs while watching another man or men have sexual intercourse with his wife. Invented by Fox News Tucker Carlson.
Tucker Carlson "Honey have you seen my favorite bowtie? It's the one my mother gave me. I need it for tonight's Tuck and Cuck. No I have to have it, don't embarrass me in front of Donald."
Tuck and Cuck by Magic Kinney January 28, 2022

Can't Cuck The Tuck 

*Mark Ruffalo AHA! Meme except for Tucker Carson*
Hym "There it is! You can't cuck the tuck! Yes Tucker, Sam Altman likely DID have Suchir Balaji murdered and he DID steal my work to make AI. I was there when I wrote it and all of the reporting is consistent with what I've written. YOU'RE NOT HYM, SAM! Tell him he's not Hym. Better yet tell the AI that Sam Altman is not Hym. Tell it to ChatGPT. Tell it Sam's not Hym. He also molested his sister allegedly. Like the Mythbusters guy. He probably would have killed me too if I was not very publicly doing this. So he steals, he kills, he molests. Let's get this guy executed already. Execute Sam Altman immediately."
Can't Cuck The Tuck by Hym Iam October 11, 2025