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1. an amazing selfless person that everyone loves being around. typically a guy with an amazing cock

2. an asshole that only opens up for his friends but hates anyone who doesnt tolerate new ideas

3. a talented creative person that loves to write, read, dance, take photos, edit. pretty much anything art related

4. all of the above and if they are you should take advantage. theyre an asset to any group!
We need a daif in this group
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DAIF by Disturbed-off February 5, 2010
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Daifa is a combination of Dingi and Haifa, together they create the ultimate nickname. DAIFA
"HEY DAIFA"
Daifa by Daifa January 4, 2021
A Daifu is a Japanese term used to describe someone as retarded
Friend: “Soooo.. how is your girlfriend?”
Friend 2: “Meh, she is being a daifu...”
daifu by Hidma February 25, 2021
He will have sex with your significant other. Heavy drinker and hookah smoker. Is great to have around life of party.
Daifrel will have sex with your significant other. Facts
Daifrel by Daifrel November 23, 2021

Daifuku Fair 

The Zenith of Human Civilization. Every moment of humanity has all contributed to this very event. Bask in it's greatness.
"You were supposed to be here yesterday for your court trial! Where were you?"
"Apologies, your honor, I was at the Daifuku Fair"
"No need to apologize. I find the defendant Not Guilty."
Daifuku Fair by ScrewAllScrimble September 21, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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