Lumpsome 

A whole lotta shitta

I have a lumpsome of anti-wart cream.

Lumpsome by ASoC July 3, 2018

lampsome 

like handsome but for lamps.

"Wow toilet, you are very lampsome today"
"Thank you Joker, you are very lampsome too"
":D"
":D"

lampsome by lampydampydoo January 13, 2022

limpsome 

When your about to have a 4-some but you have had too much to drink and you can't get it up.. So it takes 3 hours because you are determined to get laid but it's not gonna happen

Last night was terrible. I had a limpsome...

limpsome by I'mPeeps October 6, 2015